Unfair Customer Service
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Pick the correct passive-aggressive reply to defuse angry customers before their patience runs out in this fast-paced shift simulation.
How to play
- Read the customer's complaint on the desk monitor.
- Quickly select the one correct passive-aggressive response from the three options.
- Mash the transfer button exactly twelve times within three seconds during boss rounds.
- Spend earned Coffee Coins in the breakroom catalog for shift upgrades.
Controls
- Touch
- Tap the response buttons to reply or mash to transfer calls.
- Keyboard
- Press the 1, 2, or 3 number keys to select a response.
- Mouse
- Click the response buttons to reply or mash to transfer calls.
More about this game
Step behind the desk and manage a relentless queue of angry shoppers. Your goal is to read each bizarre complaint and select the one policy-compliant, passive-aggressive response before the timer hits zero. Every five customers, the queue speeds up by fifteen percent, and decision time shrinks by a fraction of a second. Every tenth customer is a boss that requires rapidly mashing a transfer button. The shift ends when you lose your three sanity hearts to wrong answers or expired patience.
Tips
- The starting decision time is just over five seconds, but it drops by zero point eleven seconds per customer down to a minimum of two point four.
- Save up four hundred Coffee Coins for the Quad-Shot Energy Brew, which gives you a shield bubble to absorb your first wrong answer.
- During the tenth round boss fight, you only have three seconds to mash the transfer button twelve times, so use both hands if needed.
FAQ
- How do I get more sanity hearts?
- You start with three sanity hearts. You can increase your maximum to four by purchasing the Bulletproof Corporate Glass upgrade in the shop for six hundred Coffee Coins.
- Why is the screen shaking so much?
- The screen shakes when a customer's patience drops below twenty-five percent. You can reduce this shake intensity by fifty percent by buying the Plywood Partition.
- What happens every ten rounds?
- Every tenth round features a boss encounter. Instead of picking a response, you must rapidly hit the transfer button twelve times within three seconds to survive.
